From the Home Front: Kumi Team Name One-liners

[The following is a contributory post from Home Team supporter St-Louis-Reader, who's thinking of our Great Eight]

Donna - divinely diabolical
the ultimate "brown bag lady," b/c every time you get up for children's sermon, you almost always have that bag of "magic" that puts us on the edge of our seats.

Peter - pappy popeye
I know you least, regrettably, but I imagine you standing in the back, arms folded, cool-faced, checking if everything is in good order.

Becky - bodacious in bob
I couldn't meet someone who appears more mellow and grounded; perhaps in the midst of a storm, you'd be right alongside Jesus...sleeping.

Ben - barfs at bombast
With your ultimate economy of words, I can't imagine more than, "Done. Next?"

Aeri - aurally advantaged
When I see you worship, I can feel the brush of angels' wings.

Valene - veracious vera
An epitomy of grace and gracefulness; you will bring the kids to their feet, all the way to the heart of God.

Dustin - dancing "dawg," dude...
Your toothy grin makes Julia Roberts jealous; I hope you get those "defense" moves down before Valene masters her "offense"...

Burt - big bombshell...
The third-eye on the back of your head is uncanny; I don't know how anyone could whip a crowd into shape with just a grin & a deep-throat voice...